Where the hell are we going to put everybody?

Dear Readers:

I don't know about you, folks, but your old faithful reporter is starting to get nervous about all these people who want to move to Canada!

First we just took in over 25,000 refugees, with another twenty five thousand about to arrive.

Next everybody in the States that doesn't like Donald Drumpf is going to Google and looking up "Moving to Canada!"

Now we hear that all sorts of Brits who aren't happy with the BREXIT results are also looking up "Moving to Canada!"

My only question is  "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO PUT ALL THESE PEOPLE?"

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Just as a side note here folks, a couple of weeks ago the Perspective Research Department broke the news that according to some untouched photo's we obtained, the moon is indeed made out of green cheese!

Upon further examination of new photo's just got, we would like to make a correction, and tell you that the moon is not made of green cheese ........, it's made of "mouldy" green cheese!!!!!

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