Praise the Lord and pass the wine!

Dear Readers:

The far right religious groups still hold a lot of sway down in the U.S. bible belt and a great example of this is a new theme park they're building down in Kentucky.

Built to the tune of 172 million bucks one of the main themes of the park is a replica of Noah's Ark ...., along with pictures of dinosaurs and humans walking together, (about 5000 years ago) and a restaurant where you can get a glass of that water Jesus turned into wine!

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Well folks, it seems this guy just doesn't know when to quit:

Sen. Patrick Brazeau pleaded not guilty Tuesday to a charge of refusing to take a breathalyzer test. Brazeau, 41, was not in court in Gatineau, Que., as the case was put over until Oct. 26. The alleged incident took place on April 3 in L'Ange-Gardien, in western Quebec.
Last year Brazeau pleaded guilty to reduced charges of assault and possession of cocaine after a more serious charge of sexual assault was dropped because the Crown said it did not have sufficient evidence. He received an unconditional discharge.
Brazeau is also facing charges of of fraud and breach of trust in connection with his Senate expense claims. He has pleaded not guilty to those charges and his trial is set for June 2017.

I hate to draw this comparison, but Patrick is starting to remind me of another infamous Canadian, Steve Fonyo!

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Seems one guy was in a hurry to get into Canada before Donald Drumpf was elected President!

SURREY, B.C. -- One person has been taken into custody after a police incident at the Pacific Highway border crossing in Surrey, B.C.
Surrey RCMP say they received reports from the Canada Border Services Agency around 2:40 p.m. Tuesday that a vehicle failed to stop while heading into Canada from the U.S. (Police say the suspect allegedly had a firearm.)

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Justin Bieber has finally tackled the rumours that he dated Kourtney Kardashian, joking that he was "being used" by the reality TV star.

The pair became the focus of romance speculation after being spotted out together on several occasions in December, but the Sorry singer says they are just friends.

We here at the Perspective Research Department looked into this allegation and concluded that there was no truth to the rumours since Justin is white, and it's common knowledge that the Kardashians only date black guys!