THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!

Dear Readers:

Boy those Republicans are sure obsessed with Satan!

First Ben Carson compared Hillary Clinton with Lucifer, or hanging out with Beelzebub, or being friends with the devil, or something like that.

Now John Boehner, the former speaker of the House of Representatives, has called one of their own, Ted Cruz, as being Lucifer!

As Republicans booed Sen. Ted Cruz during his prime-time convention speech in which he refused to back Donald Trump as the Republican nominee for president, John Boehner reportedly watched the unfolding events and remarked, "Lucifer is back." 

Folks, I know they're all a bunch of religious nuts over in the Republican Party, but this is going a little too far!

---------------------------------

We have a guest post for ya from Reince Priebus: We Just Thought Sarah Palin Was A Little Too Nuts For The RNC (If that's possible!)

By Reince Priebus  GOP Big Daddy

Wow, we could not be prouder of our work at the RNC this year, and are so incredibly pleased with how it all turned out. It is all exactly how we expected, and things are definitely going according to plan. That said, we wanted to address one notable absence from the program that you may have picked up on: former Alaskan Governor and bump-it owner, Sarah Palin.
When this news was first released, Gov. Palin said she could not attend the convention because Alaska is far away. Alaska, is indeed, far away. Far from the Quicken Loans Arena, far from Capitol Hill, and far from containing a million people. But the truth of the matter is: Sarah Palin is simply too wacky for this convention.
We love Sarah–she gets us all fired up and ready to go. And while that may have worked in 2008, we’re taking a different approach this time around. We are committed to maintaining a modest discourse that will hit the reset button on a fractious primary season. (You know, while still keeping all that shit about gay people in our party platform.)
That’s why we got Duck Dynasty Guy, Tiff Trump, and Laura “Nazi” Ingraham gracing the stage with their trademark grace and decorum. We got a few of Donald’s African Americans. We got SEVERAL stars of daytime television. We got Chachi. We are not fucking around, okay? This lineup certainly isn’t a hodgepodge of the only folks that hit that RNC Venn Diagram sweet spot between “Breathing” and “Willing to Endorse Donald Trump.”
We have some strong talking points. Call Hillary a liar? Absolutely. Call Obama a Muslim? Yes please. Incite violence? Oh you know it. But you gotta spread these things out over the course of several speeches. Pace it out through the night. And Sarah has a tendency to jam ‘em all in one place, strung together by a few “uh huhs” and “you betchas.“ And that’s just a little too crazy for our RNC.
Sarah Palin is a freaking blast, and let me tell you: Todd is fun as heck to be around. He can dunk a basketball. He showed me once. I think the hoop wasn’t regulation, but it sure looked cool. Unfortunately, “Palingo” can sometimes be a little…off-color. And that color? Rogue. But you know, pronounce it the other way. And rogue is the last thing we need as we present a united, strong front to the world.
So Sarah, sorry you aren’t here, but hope you’re roasting some Salmon with Bristol and Tripp under the bright Alaskan sky. Meanwhile, we’re going to stay on message here in Cleveland. Now I’m gonna go watch Ted Cruz’s speech, since I was in the bathroom last night–one too many Freedom Burgers (and Freedom Bud Lights, if you get what I’m saying–heh heh).
God, if you can hear this–go on ahead and bless America for us, okay?

REINCE OUT.

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/908eaec3d2/we-just-thought-sarah-palin-was-a-little-too-nuts-for-the-rnc?_cc=__d___&_ccid=b62aa332-b38b-4ba3-9b8d-259e71d7866f

------------------------------------------------

Here I go again with my racist, politically incorrect, and bigoted views again.
(At least according to the tree-huggers!)

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS HEADLINE: Halifax police investigate fifth sex assault allegedly involving cab driver!

We talked about this last week folks and noticed a strange reluctance to identify the perverts, except in a general description that they were "male!"


Now get a look at what they said today:

Then police say the man tried to kiss the woman, locked her door and touched her in a "sexual manner" over her clothing without her consent. The woman was able to get out of the car and get to a friend's home.
Police say the man spoke with an accent, and wore strong cologne. He was described as about five-feet-seven-inches, with short dark hair and a pronounced nose. Police also said the man was described as "possibly of Middle Eastern or East Indian descent," an identifier used to describe the suspects in three prior incidents.

BUT, THE POLITICALLY CORRECT ASSHOLES HAD TO JUMP IN: "Critics have said police should avoid the label, as it perpetuates damaging stereotypes and is too vague to be of use as a descriptor."

After almost choking when I read this ....., I have to ask myself: "Am I nuts, or is the whole world nuts?"