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Monday, August 22, 2016
Some of those Clinton E-Mails!
After a bit of bribery, some threats, much pleading, and a bit of blackmail ,we here at the Perspective Research Department have managed to get our hands on some of those infamous e-mails that Hillary Clinton sent and received while she was Secretary of State.
It would take up far too much space to list all of them here but we can show you a few of them just so everyone gets an idea of what we are dealing with!
Are ya ready?
(First some stuff she received!)
*** Dear Mrs. Clinton: i have 11 years in miami i speak to leguages spanish and english ,i like to haver the oportunity to work for u guy .thanks
*** This was an email in response to the PRESIDENT requesting a printed report. I was lucky enough to be CC'd on it, along with 5 other employees who are still laughing at the moment...
*** Hillary, this gets replaced in the Doc Book? Correct?
*** Mrs. Clinton: On Monday 4/7 before trailer is moved from Job site, there is few Items to be taken out from the inside, water hose, old garbage can, push brown and old shovel. I forgot to take them out yesterday, Jen don't forget the key/s. call me if is any questions.
*** Hillary: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.....
(Now some stuff she sent out herself!)
*** Hi Everyone,
Just to let you know, we cannot park in front of the garage, We are getting complaints from everyone. (# 5, 6, 31, 30, 36, 27, 37, 38, 40, 44, 50.)
These units are the ones closes to the office, that are either being rented out, or that someone owns. Grines is also working on a system for renters to make sure they also are parked in the right space. Someone had a owner blocked in his garage the other day, and he went and called a tow truck. Luckily it was none of us. Anybody has any questions, please feel free to ask.
Thank You, and have a great Day.
*** You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
*** Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to President.
*** I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
*** Thank you for your message, which has been added to a querying system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
*** I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Jim' instead of Hillary.
*** I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
*** Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
While we're on the subject of Hillary Clinton let's talk about the Clinton Foundation!
This is a charity that takes money from rich people and gives it to poor people and the Clinton's don't get any benefit from it! (As a matter of fact they donated one million bucks themselves.)
The only people that are making a noise about it are the Republicans, and some of the media, and they should be ashamed of themselves!
Oh, and while we're on the subject, according to those non-existent health issues that Hillary suffers from ....., on top of mental problems and a stroke, the Republicans are now claiming that she suffers from Syphilis, Autism, Parkinson's Alzheimer's and A.L.S. ......., all at the same time!
AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF HILLBILLY'S THAT BELIEVE THIS FOLKS!!!!