Beware of Hollywood wives!

To whom it may concern:

You might remember a few weeks ago when Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were splitting up and there was a lot of talk about how she claimed he was abusing and beating her, but dropped the allegations when he agreed to give her seven million bucks ..... which SHE CLAIMED SHE WAS GOING TO GIVE TO CHARITY!!!

Mr. Depp said O.K. but instead of giving the money to Amber ...., he cut a cheque and gave it directly to the charity in her name!!!! 

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Well, if ya wanna talk about celebrities playing games we get word that Brad Pitt didn't have an affair or anything like that, he just got tired of living with a crazy person.

When he talked about a divorce with Angelina money was no problem because they both had lots, so he suggested they have joint custody of their ten or twenty kids!

Angelina said "NO" and wanted full custody with Brad getting the occasional visiting rights. (Don't forget, they had some kids of their own too!)

When Brad didn't agree to this ...., well, lo and behold, a couple of days latter there was an anonymous telephone call to authorities saying that BRAD WAS ABUSING THE KIDS!

(Fortunately there's a fifteen year old involved in this mess who should be able to let authorities get to the truth of the matter!)