Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,
"I've got bad news, you have contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in this country, we know very little about it. "
The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We are going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror,
"Absolutely not! I want a second opinion! "
The doctor replies, " It is your choice. Go ahead if you want , but surgery is your only option."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor in Little Bourke Street, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims,
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My local GP wants to cut off my penis!"The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.
"Stupid local docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!""Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor. "Wait two week. Fall off by itself!"