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Tuesday 8 November 2016

Another Invasion Imminent?

Dear Readers:

You might remember a few months ago when we had a world wide infestation of giant yellow ducks in some of the major cities of the far East.

Everyone thought we had seen the last of them a while ago, but suddenly last night a dead giant duck floated into the harbour of Shanghai and left authorities scrambling to find out if this was the start of another invasion.


The Perspective research department, along with a few members of the Naked News staff has sent a crew to the scene, and we will give you all the latest poop as soon as it becomes available.

And as always ......, remember: Ya heard it here FIRST!

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