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My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Another Invasion Imminent?
You might remember a few months ago when we had a world wide infestation of giant yellow ducks in some of the major cities of the far East.
Everyone thought we had seen the last of them a while ago, but suddenly last night a dead giant duck floated into the harbour of Shanghai and left authorities scrambling to find out if this was the start of another invasion.
The Perspective research department, along with a few members of the Naked News staff has sent a crew to the scene, and we will give you all the latest poop as soon as it becomes available.
And as always ......, remember: Ya heard it here FIRST!