Trump to build wall along Canadian border!

Dear readers:

The Perspective Research Department has received a tip that Don the Con Trumplethinskin has decided to build a wall along the border with Canada as well as along the Mexican border.

Naturally the southern border will be to keep the 'spics' out, while the northern border will be to keep the Yankees IN! 

(Someone twittered him, and tipped him off about all the Americans who are applying to move to Canada!)

THANK GOD, THAT SAVES US FROM HAVING TO PUT IT UP! (This will also keep out Kanye West ....., who is threatening to move to Canada.)