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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Sunday Moring Funnies: Sick Leave!

Dear Friends:

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave ...., so I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker  asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker  followed me, the Boss asked her:
And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)

She said, 'I'm going home, too, I can't work in the dark!