Allan's Perspective is not recommended for the politically correct, or the overly religious! (Some people have opinions, and some have convictions ..., what we offer is Perspective!)

My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Sunday Moring Funnies: Sick Leave!



Dear Friends:


I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave ...., so I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker  asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker  followed me, the Boss asked her:
And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)



She said, 'I'm going home, too, I can't work in the dark!