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Friday, February 17, 2017

Playboy brings back its first nude issue again!

Dear Friends:

We mentioned this a few days ago, but we have since discovered that after some asshole at Playboy publications decided to get rid of the nudes, and make Playboy a 'highbrow articles' publication ...., they immediately went in the toilet as far as circulation goes!

Meanwhile Hef's son stepped in and brought Playboy back to its roots with the type of stuff that has made it a champion among teenage boys around the world: NUDITY!

Also, by trying to appeal to a more diverse readership, their first edition planned to highlight the "Women of Islam!"
Unfortunately this didn't sit too well with some of the Muslim community in Detroit, and over the past several days various variety stores that carried the magazine were systematically blown up or burned down!

Playboy Enterprises couldn't be reached for comment, but one unnamed source was quoted as saying: "What the hell? The models all wore a veil and had their hair covered, so what's the big deal?"