WHAT SORT OF NOTICE?

Dear Friends:

President Drumpf had a few nasty words to say to the big guys in Iran, Mexico and Australia!

First he threatened to send troops into Mexico, hung up on the Prime Minister of Australia, and put the Grand poo-paw of Iran "ON NOTICE!"

HERE IS A COPY OF THE "TELEGRAM" HE SENT TO IRAN:

Dear Ayatollah (stop) we've had it with your bullshit and things are about to change (stop) from now on you're officially "On Notice!" (stop) No use crying about it because we're not going to let any Mooslims into our country from now on! (stop)

Sincerely: (stop) Don the Con Trumplethinskin (stop)

(There's no indication of what "on notice" means kids, but it's probably a very nasty thing! -Ed.)

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MEANWHILE:

OTTAWA -- The head of Canada's biggest university organization says there's growing evidence that post-U.S. election uncertainty could help boost an important source of cash for the economy: international students.

Universities Canada president Paul Davidson says the number of U.S. students applying to study in Canada for next fall has surged 100% since the election last November.