Dear Friends: "Let's get things back into Perspective!"
Donald Trump met with the Queen of England, and he asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Theresa.
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Trump went back home to ask Mike Pence the same question.
" Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him
Pence then, went back to speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
"No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"
Surround Yourself With Intelligent People.
Donald Trump met with the Queen of England, and he asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
"Well," replied the Queen, "the most important thing is
to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Trump frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around
me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Theresa May
in here, would you?"
Theresa May walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your
Majesty?"The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Theresa.
Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is
not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Theresa May answered, "That
would be me.""Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Trump went back home to ask Mike Pence the same question.
" Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Pence. "Let me get back to you on
that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him
an answer.
Finally, Pence ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night.
Finally, Pence ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night.
Pence asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Sarah
Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Pence smiled, and said, "Thanks!"Pence then, went back to speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Sarah Palin!"
Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled,
"No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"
..AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE
HOUSE!!!! .
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Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new Washington D.C. Parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was ... A donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the White House .
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Donald Trump, How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself . This is Father O'Malley at
St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Trump , considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment ... Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."
It was a fine spring day in his new Washington D.C. Parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was ... A donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the White House .
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Donald Trump, How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself . This is Father O'Malley at
St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Trump , considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment ... Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."
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