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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

The people who watch Jerry Springer are the same one's who elected Donald Trump!


Dear Friends: "Let's' get things back into perspective!"

I don't know if it's just me but I seem to see a lot of strange headlines around the net today!

Here's the latest one: "What happens when a firecracker explodes in your eye?"

Well, I can tell you that it's too late to watch out for the guy with the firecrackers, but I'll bet you can sure keep an eye out for the next one!!!!!! [sic]

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Here's another: No, There Isn't Poop in Your Iced Coffee!
How do you take your iced coffee? For some people in the United Kingdom, an investigative report from the BBC has sparked concerns that the drink may come with an unwanted add-in: a dash of fecal bacteria.

A small BBC investigation found that iced coffees from several coffee chains, including Starbucks, were contaminated with bacteria from a group with an icky-sounding name: fecal coliform.

In the investigation, undercover researchers (posing as customers) tested ice in iced coffees from 10 stores of each of three coffee chains: Starbucks, Caffe Nero and Costa Coffee.

Three out of 10 ice samples from both Starbucks and Caffe Nero contained the bacteria, and seven out of 10 ice samples from Costa Coffee were contaminated with fecal coliform, the BBC reported today (June 28).

I don't know about you kids, but I think this is just a polite British way of saying the coffee tastes like shit!

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Here's a good one: "ALIEN LIFE DISCOVERED!"

Oh wait, that was from this blog yesterday ................., sorry!

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AND THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER: Woman's body left for 3 days in Walmart washroom:
"A woman's body was found at an Oklahoma Walmart, three days after she entered the store.

Police outside Tulsa said Monday they'd found the body of Katherine Caraway in a locked, single-stall "family bathroom.

It's a sad story that became shocking after Sand Springs Police Capt. Todd Enzbrenner revealed that video shows Caraway entering the room at about 6 p.m. Sunday.

The 29-year-old never emerged, and somehow the locked bathroom was overlooked by staff.

While the cause of death remains undetermined, officials say it is not believed to be suspicious.

WELL WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL FOLKS, AFTER ALL, THIS IS WALMART WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!


Now don't get me wrong kids, I don't blame Walmart for this situation, it just seems as if there is a great big swath of low-life's and hill-billies across the length and breadth of the United States ......., AND THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO ELECTED DONALD TRUMP! 

The way I see it anyway!