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I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around!

Sunday, July 30, 2017

If I Ruled the World #8

Dear Friends: "Let's get things back into perspective here!"

It's not just the big stuff that drives me to distraction kids, the little stuff is perhaps even more irritating, and certainly more ubiquitous as we stumble our way through this thing called life! (Matter of fact, I think it's the little things that eventually drives us up-around-the-bend!)

Take toothpaste, for example:

Nice, you might say, but what about it?

After a few days it looks like this:
And eventually you get down to THIS:

Squeezing and swearing at the toothpaste does little good folks, so some bright person came up with a little tool that you can manhandle around the tube to make sure you get all the stuff inside - - -   outside!

 MEANWHILE: Hardly ANYONE uses the quick and simple solution your long suffering reporter employs ....., a tube that stands on its head and is always ready to go!
Life could be so much simpler if we only used our brains a little more.

The way I see it anyway!