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Monday, July 24, 2017

New miracle cure for headaches!

Dear Friends:

According to the Perspective Research Department scientist have come up with a new, sure fire cure for mild to medium headaches.

(If you have severe headaches it's probably brain cancer!)

The drug, a spray medicine called 'orbophin,' will cure any mild headache within seconds with one spray per nostril. (Some side effect may include nausea, -you will trade a headache for an upset stomach- bloating, swelling of the legs and feet, dizziness, blurred vision, diarrhea, shortness of breath, low energy, sore back, rickets, memory loss, weak knees, and sometimes lymphoma and heart disease. * This drug should only be taken under the direction of a physician!)

Click here for a list of other drugs that are not to be taken while using this medication!