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Consciousness is not a phenomenon of the observable universe. It is that which makes the universe observable. Consciousness is the manifestation of God within us!
"I know this couple. They were likely at the Trump rallies fist pumping and chanting lock her up. They hate Obama for all the reasons that their cult had been spoon fed by Trump and the right wing conspiracy nut jobs. They were reading all the revolution and populist propaganda from Breitbart. They’d be cussing with Rush Limbaugh and praying at the alter of Fox news everyday. Hannity would be echoing in their heads. They’d be at the church pot luck lunch after the Sunday sermon talking about fighting for their christian rights to be the custodians of America and their Christian Nation." -Kevin Moore.

Sunday, 29 October 2017

Sunday Morning Funnies #687

Sometimes ya gotta think twice about the stuff you read kids!

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter.
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya' think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya' think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone to whom you want to bring a smile..... (Maybe even a chuckle).