The US Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Trump,but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and spending $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order.
There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
The problem is that People are spitting on the wrong side.
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Donald Trump, Barack Obama, The Pope and a small Mexican kid were on a plane. The plane was plummeting and was going to crash into a building. There were only 3 parachutes.
"I'm the greatest man here, I'll take a parachute", said Obama.
"I'm the smartest man here so I'll take a parachute", said Trump.
They both grabbed their parachutes a leapt out of the plane.
The pope said to the young boy. “Go ahead son, take the parachute.”
The boy replied "It's alright father, the smartest man in the world just took my school bag."
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Donald Trump and Mike Pence are having lunch in a restaurant. The waitress comes over to take their order, Mike orders the salad, Trump puts down the menu & says, “Miss, I’d really, really love a quickie”. The waitress stalks off in absolute disgust. Mike leans across and says, “Donald! It's a quiche!”
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The way I see it anyway!
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