What's your line?

Male or Female?   

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS : They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.    PHOTOCOPIERS : These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.    TIRES : Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated    HOT AIR BALLOONS : Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.    SPONGES : These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.    WEB PAGES : Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.    TRAINS : Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.    EGG TIMERS : Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.    HAMMERS : Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.    THE REMOTE CONTROL : Female. Ha! You probably thought it would   be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.