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Tuesday 10 July 2018

Oh shit! Yes, and lots of it.

Dear Friends: Let's say you're on a Toronto to Vancouver flight and just before you begin the descent into the airport you decide that there is just enough time to have a poop before the landing and all the hustle and bustle at the arrivals concourse in Vancouver.

OR!

You have just taken off from Vancouver on a flight to Toronto and when you reach cruising altitude and the seatbelt light goes out you make your way to the can for a bit of relief!

Either way - this spot puts you high above Kelowna, B.C.


We first told you about a Kelowna woman and her son who experienced feces falling from the sky into the sun roof of their car last week.  Since then, more people have come forward whose cars were covered in poop.

Susan Allen first told the Perspective Naked News Department that on May 9, she and her son were sitting at a red light when, suddenly, liquid poo fell from the sky, through her sunroof and into her car.

“I had it on my face, down my shirt, my entire car, and the vehicle beside us were all covered in it,” she said.
Susan believes the waste fell from an airplane that was passing overhead.Well ( I don't know abut you folks, but I would bet that if you're moving to Kelowna the Real Estate Lady won't tell you about this interesting little tidbit!!!!!!)

The way I see it anyway!
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