The Real Reason Why Drumpf Kisses Putin's Ass!

Dear Friends: Ever since Don the Con got elected there have been rumours that the Russians have got something on him....... AND THEY DO!

 BUT!

It's not the stuff we hear about in the media like "Trump owes the Russian mafia money" or "Tapes show Trump getting hookers to pee on the bed Obama slept in" or any of that other stuff.

No, no folks!

Forget all that nonsense and let's look at the real reason......... Putin got Drumpf elected and now Don the Con owes him big time!

Oh, Vlad didn't start out trying to get Donny voted in, he just hated Hillary Clinton and wanted to do anything he could to annoy her in the election, but LO AND BEHOLD, to the amazement of everybody and his brother, Donald squeaked thru and became the President of the United States!

 Shortly after the "Oh my God, what have we done" comments settled down Mr. Putin saw a golden opportunity and is now milking it for all it's worth. (Why do you think there was such a big celebration in Russia when Drumpf won? Manna from Heaven folks, manna from Heaven)