Dear Friends: After serious investigation by the Perspective Naked News Department indications are that Don the Con might indeed be the culprit responsible for the rash of bombings at Democratic sympathizers locations..............., especially since non of the bombs have actually blown-up!
The household staff at the White House residence report that Drumpf has been spending an inordinate amount of time late at night in the washroom beside his bedroom. (Building bombs?)
Although he claims to have had a touch of diarrhea during the past week or so, the staff reports he appears to be fine during the day so it makes his nocturnal visits to the throne suspect at the very least.
On top of this he has been seen sneaking out of the White House in the dead of night for several hours at a time without any explanations of what he is doing or where he is going!
We are not getting much co-operation from the Secret Service about these late night exploits but we will be sure to pass along any additional information as it becomes available........... so remember:
The household staff at the White House residence report that Drumpf has been spending an inordinate amount of time late at night in the washroom beside his bedroom. (Building bombs?)
Although he claims to have had a touch of diarrhea during the past week or so, the staff reports he appears to be fine during the day so it makes his nocturnal visits to the throne suspect at the very least.
On top of this he has been seen sneaking out of the White House in the dead of night for several hours at a time without any explanations of what he is doing or where he is going!
We are not getting much co-operation from the Secret Service about these late night exploits but we will be sure to pass along any additional information as it becomes available........... so remember:
Ya heard it here first!
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