Tit for Tat!

Dear Readers:

I don't know if it's age, dementia, ADHD or just plain sloppiness, but I'm hearing and seeing things lately that aren't what they're supposed to be!

Looking through the paper this morning I saw a headline that said big breasts will no longer exist within a few short years.

"Most of World's Biggest Breasts Could Disappear by 2100!"

Yes folks, it was an article about the extinction of big tits in our lifetime.

Needles to say I was not happy about this, until I took a second look and saw what it really said:

Most of World's Biggest Beasts Could Be Extinct by 2100

Many of the world's big animals could disappear by the end of the century if conservation measures aren't taken. Some of the animals under threat include: the Western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) (CR), black rhino (Diceros bicornis) (CR), and Bengal tiger, (Panthera tigris tigris) (EN). Some lesser-known species at risk include the African wild ass (Equus africanus) (CR), Visayan warty pig (Sus cebifrons) (CR), and banteng (Bos javanicus) (EN).

Credit: Julio Yeste, Four Oaks, Dave M. Hunt, Mikhail Blajenov, KMW Photography, and Kajornyot.

Of course, I have to admit that what I think I see, as compared to what it actually says, is usually a lot more entertaining!

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When Richard Nixon was running for President a burglary and theft (hacking) at Democratic headquarters led to the Watergate scandal, and the eventual resignation of Tricky Dick, even though he was not a crook! [sic]

Now the same thing is going on and Russia is being blamed ..., although I wouldn't be surprised if it was the Republicans this time too!

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While we're on the subject, poor Donald .......,  one of a politicians biggest assets is kissing babies, but as we see in this photo the kids don't seem to take to well to our fearless leader!

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He also has a short temper and is thin skinned!