Computer Generated Blog!

Far Out, I just opened mine eyes, and lo and behold I find have not updated this blog since dearest Mummy was still alive!

You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings.

Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am totally exhausted with responding to fanmail, personal projects, and just generally being a terrible burden to anyone unfortunate to cross my path.

My days seem to involve the authorities from the time the light through yonder window breaks, to 11pm, at which point I fall asleep on the couch.

I am looking at rectifying this but I need some perspective.

Of course, I won't promise anything to you, but if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus.... or fecal murals.

So there!

Au Revoir, until I need your shoulder to cry on.

Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!

Your humble scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://allans-perspective.blogspot.com