Keep your sausage to yourself!

I know the tone and quality of this blog has gone seriously downhill over the past few days but if people would stop sending us these articles and pieces we could get back to being our usual staid, conservative, stuffed shirt selves that you have come to know and love.

This article, for example, does not nearly approach the level of professionalism and veneer that you normally find here, but what the hell, these news articles need to see the light of day as well!

Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farm workers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farm workers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 20-centimetre-long sausage.

I seems to remember Johnny "Wad" Holmes" was also convicted of assault with a 20 centimetre sausage but you might say that was a whole different kettle of fish. Or whatever!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !

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