Sunday Morning Funnies

Moods of a Woman

An angel in truth, a demon in fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction.
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
She can be sour as vinegar or sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
You'll fancy she's this, but you'll find she's that.
For she'll play like a kitten and bite like a cat.
In the morning she will, in the evening she won't,
And if you're expecting she does, then she don't.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

Moods Of A Man

Horny
Hungry

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How to Impress a Woman

Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her,
Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her,
Smile at her, Laugh with her,
Cry with her, Cuddle with her,
Shop with her, Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers, Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back for her.

How to Impress a Man

Show up naked.
Bring beer.



Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://allans-perspective.blogspot.com