You might remember back last Monday, that's when I offered to solve all the Worlds ills and problems, since I was going to be bedridden for a few weeks anyway!
Well, not only did I not have the hip replacement surgery, I didn't get too many people that were gung-ho on having me solve all their problems either.
Truth be told, it wasn't just a few.
It was none!
Nobody!
Nada!
Here's what I wrote on Monday.
Since I am going to be bed-ridden for the next week anyway, I am going to make my arbitration and conciliation talents available to anyone who needs it!Well, you can't say I didn't try!
That's' right, doesn't matter whether it's a dispute with you neighbor or the Middle East problem.......... Allan is here to fix it!
I already have references from satisfied readers and since no problem is too big or small, I invite everyone to contact us here at Perspective for a quick, unbiased, logical and satisfactory solution to whatever it is that's keeping you awake nights or putting a knot in your shorts.
Yes kids, "The Answer Man" has arrived!
Not only that, but the rates are reasonable too.
I gave it my best shot and was willing to solve everything from getting on better with your neighbour to World Peace, but apparently things are just honky dory the way they are!
At least that's the impression I get from the response we have had so far!
Oh well, if all is right with the world...... who am I to complain!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !
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