The "Answer Man" lives!

Well folks, I have made up my mind!

The "Answer Man" will be a regular feature here on "Allan's Perspective!"

I feel it is my duty to help address some of life's burning questions for my loyal readers, whether they be difficult, easy, perplexing, amusing, profound, profane or just plain odd. (You will see why I said "burning" when we get to our first question!)

Big or small......... we tackle them all!

If you have anything at all that you would like an outside opinion on, no matter what it is, then I'm your guy!

We are going to do everything from politics and "world peace," to everyday solutions for problems that might seem trivial to outsiders, but still might mean a lot to you and your peace of mind!

Marital problems, ethical conundrums, common sense solutions to complex disputes, or whatever it is that's bothering you bunky....... we can solve it!

No job's too big, no job's too small.

Whatever it is, we solve it all!

We realize that most problems will be of a serious nature, but........., if you have some oddball issues that need rectifying, then either myself, or the "Perspective Research Department," will come to your rescue too!

Guaranteed!



Now, just to get the ball rolling, we are going to start with question that you might not consider to be very serious........., but let's keep in mind that it could be of immense importance to the person asking the question!

Dear Answer Man;

Is it normal for my penis to make a whistling sound when I'm peeing? -Concerned.

Dear Concerned; I guess it depends on whether it's in tune........, or not!
(And that ain't just whistlin' Dixie!)

Remember folks, any questions you may have, serious or not, send them in to "The Answer Man," c.o. "Allan's Perspective!"


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !