The Answer Man!

Since I won't be doing any more posts for the rest of this week due to a hip replacement tomorrow, I thought I would leave you with something to think about!

Any regular reader of this post will know that the reason I write this blog is to rid myself of all the indignation, incredulity and disbelief I have heaped on me everyday by the mis-guided fools that populate this earth!

It doesn't matter whether it's about religion, or a political viewpoint, or just a common sense issue, people pull some of the weirdest stuff imaginable every day of the week and then wonder what all the fuss is about.

Now don't shake your head........ you know darned well it's true!

Most people are, by their very nature, all sorts of weird and wonderful.

(When you throw a person's secret agenda, or biases, or bigotry, on top of an argument .......... God only knows what will pop up!)

Ah, now you're slowly starting to nod your head in agreement, eh bunky!

Don't ya wish that most people would leave all their baggage behind and start to operate according to what makes common sense?

Ain't gonna happen folks!

BUT!!!!

We have a solution.

You, dear readers, are all familiar with my views on a wide range of subjects, and together we have explored the mysteries of human foibles with the help of the "Allan's Perspective" research department.

I have heard many people comment that when we explore an issue here on Perspective, we invariably cut through the fluff and get down to what is really wrong!

SO!

This has given me an idea!

Since I am going to be bed-ridden for the next week anyway, I am going to make my arbitration and conciliation talents available to anyone who needs it!

That's' right, doesn't matter whether it's a dispute with you neighbor or the Middle East problem.......... Allan is here to fix it!

I already have references from satisfied readers and since no problem is too big or small, I invite everyone to contact us here at Perspective for a quick, unbiased, logical and satisfactory solution to whatever it is that's keeping you awake nights or putting a knot in your shorts.

Yes kids, "The Answer Man" has arrived!

Not only that, but the rates are reasonable too.

Now don't get the idea that I am going to solve the Middle East Problem for minimum wage, (And it IS solvable!) but any problem, great or small, will be handled in a professional, timely, and best of all, reasonable matter!

Send your comments in over the next few days and when I am mobile again we will start to address these issues and make your lives a little easier.

Remember, for a logical, down to earth resolution of stuff that other people screw up with their stupidity or warped outlook on life, just get in touch with "The Answer Man!"

Operators are standing by!

P.S. This was written in a humorous way but I am serious folks, want someone who can make sense of things.......... I'm your guy!

Your humble author;
Allan W Janssen


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !