Careless driving?

I had a few things of importance I wanted to mention this morning, but something came up and trumped everything else.

I won't mention this lady's name out of kindness, although she is dumb enough that I should shout it from the rooftops.

This anonymous woman lives in Florida and got in a car accident!

So what you say, that happens to lots of people!

(Here it comes!)

She was on her way to see her boyfriend and was shaving her private parts so that she would look "good" for him when she got there!

And that's not all folks........ oh no!

How could she do that and drive at the same time, you might ask your fearless scribe?

Well, she couldn't.

But as luck would have it, her ex-husband was also in the car, so he did the steering while she did the trimming!!!!!!!

And to tell you the truth, I really don't know what to say after news like that.

I'm left speechless!

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Gary (The Eclectic) Timothy said;

'Tis truly astounding what some drivers will do while "driving!"

But you didn't finish the story! Was she able to finish the trim job in the hospital? Did her ex-husband hold the bedpan? Did her boyfriend come to see her? Do the boyfriend and the ex-husband get along? Was she originally planning a threesome?

Come on, we want more sordid details!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !