Right Wing Screw-ups!

Speaking of the Republicans, (?) Ronald Regan seems to be the last Conservative President who didn't totaly screw up the country!

He screwed up the Soviets instead!

Since then the only thing they have managed to do is sink into a blackhole of moral turpitude that almost defies description.

George Sr. was a wimp and general screw-up, they then spent eight years and tens of millions of dollars persecuting Bill and Hillary Clinton on any and every phony charge they could think of, and when they finally did get back in power (illegaly) with "W" they ................ oh Christ, don't even get me started on him!

I have been on enough rants about the Republican's crimes during the eight years of George W Bush, so let me get one more kick at the cat with this short story and then I will leave it alone!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.

You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Now that I got that out of my system I think it's time to have a long look at the far left and see what we can come up with over there.

To be continued!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !