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Monday, 31 January 2011

Man Thinks with his Dick!

You don't normally think of Ottawa, or the Ottawa Sun, as being especially daring, or controversial, but this story over the weekend opened some eyes and set some tongues a wagging!

A German man didn't have to hand over a dime for a new car, but he did have to pay in other ways!

Andreas Mueller won a silver Mini Cooper by pulling off the craziest stunt during a radio show contest by getting a tattoo of the word 'MINI' on his penis.

(The Perspective Research Department has learned that Muller shrieked as he received the tatty on his man part while a female host watched.)

"Once I'm driving around in the car, it won't matter anymore," said Mueller, 39, the Austrian Times reported last week.

(Now, in the interest of journalistic integrity, there are reports that we got the facts wrong........., and it was actually Tattoo, from the TV show Fantasy Island, that won a Mini for having the largest dick! We will keep you informed!)

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