My Bad!

The timing couldn’t have been worse, and yet isn’t that always the case!

I have my dear old mother visiting for a few days. (She has been sitting by herself in Sarnia, and getting a bit lonely after all the excitement of the Holidays, so I brought her here to London.)

In between keeping her amused and trying relaxing myself, I have been doing a bit of work in the office to stay on top of things. (Thank God for home offices, ya can work in a housecoat if need be………… every day is casual Friday!)

But, every once in a while a person needs a break from work……, right?

Well, my favourite form of relaxation is to “Stumble” on the computer and see what I come up with! (In case you don’t know what “stumbling” is, that’s a program where you can choose topics and then the computer –stumbles- across pages on the Internet that corresponds to those subjects.)

Now, just so there is no confusion, and you don’t think I’m trying to pull a fast one, I have copied the topics, and in brackets, the number of sub-topics that I get to when I “Stumble.”

Arts/History (38) Commerce (31) Computers (43) Health (34) Hobbies (28) Home/Living (38) Media (23) Music/Movies (60) Outdoors (16) Regional (27) Religion (17) Sci/Tech (59) Society (56) Sports (36)

You will notice that there are no “Porn” or “Adult” subjects…………., right?

OK, here we go!

As I’m stumbling, and just as dear old Mom walks into the office, I get the first bit of porn that’s popped up on the screen in months!

Wasn’t a tame one either!

No Sir!

Had to do with two people and a dildo!

It was a man and a woman.

The woman was the one wearing the dildo!

This wouldn’t faze me in the least under ordinary circumstances, and I would just have gone on to the next page……….., except for one thing.

My mother is now convinced that I do nothing but look at porn when I surf the net!

Like I said, timing is everything!