The most unusual questions tourists have asked at information bureaus across the country.
Why do French Canadians have a different accent from other Canadians?
How do I apply for the Canadian Express Card?
What's this Boxing Day in Toronto, do you box on that day?
I heard about that new law and I'd like to find out... uh, my girlfriend would like to know the best places to go topless in Toronto.
Caller: How far is Boston from Toronto?
Counselor: About 900 kilometers, or 565 miles.
Caller: So if I drive using miles, it won't take me as long to get there? Is that what you're saying?
Can I take the subway to Vancouver?
Good afternoon, I'm entertaining some executives, and would like to know where they can ride llamas.
What information do you have on Italy?
Do you have automatic bank machines up there?
Are you connected to Greenland?
Can you tell me about the ferry from Halifax to Europe?
Does Nova Scotia have a dress code?
"That's such a lovely flag," said a tourist admiring the Canadian flag. 'Does it come in many colors?"
Visitor: How far is it to Lake Louise?
Staff member: 40 miles
Visitor: How long is the trail?
Staff member: Five kilometers.
Visitor: What's that in English?
*At which elevation do the elk change to moose?
Can you book us baseball tickets at the SkyDome tonight? We're driving to Toronto this afternoon.
Is the water coming over the falls real?
What time do you turn on the rainbow?
Are the CN Tower and SkyDome within walking distance?
From a tourist who was admiring the falls at night, when they're lit up with various colored lights: What kind of dye do they put in the water to make it change color like that?
How can I parachute over the falls?
I have to be at this address in Vancouver for dinner at 5 o'clock this evening. How much time should I allow myself to drive there?
Why do you Canadians have fireworks tonight? The 4th of July is still a few days away.
Which way do we walk to get to Montreal? We'd like to go there for lunch.
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