Buddy can ya spare a dime?

Money seems to melt in my hands, and now I know why!

The new plastic bills can't take the heat!

Reports are flooding in to the "Perspective Research Department" that the new bills melt when they reach a certain temperature. (Like in a hot car on a summer day) 

Seems they tend to stick together and get all mushy and stuff!

"Son of a bitch" .................I never liked those bills to begin with!