OH GOD!

When I wrote my book, “A Brief History of Western Religion” it ended up being a expose of how most religions dupe people into believing things that normal critical thinking would find ridiculous, or just plain nuts, if it wasn't cloaked in the respectability of “religion.”

Since I was so critical of what today's belief systems force people to accept as “the gospel truth,” I had to promise The Mrs. Herself that I would not go around and consciously and deliberately try to destroy people's faith, since this is sometimes the only thing they have to hang on to, and it's not up to me to destroy their hopes!

I have been a good boy for the most part, but when I saw this article today I could feel the cry of “WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THESE IDIOTS” spring up inside me!

WEST NEW YORK, N.J. (AP) — People are flocking to a tree in northern New Jersey where some say they see the image of the Virgin Mary.

Makeshift shrines have sprung up by the tree in West New York. People have been praying, crying and leaving flowers and candles as they look up into the branches and wait for a sign!

Listen folks, the only sign you might get is a bird shitting in your eye, so grow up, straighten out, and get your head on right before you waste away your whole life.

Since there is a good chance this is the only one you'll get!!!!!!!!!!