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No matter how hard ya have it, there is always someone who has it worse, bunky!
(Shades of Lorena and John Bobbit? American couple, married on June 18, 1989, whose difficult relationship gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed John’s penis with a knife. During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple’s apartment in Manassas, Virginia, allegedly intoxicated after a night of partying.)
According to testimony given by Lorena Bobbitt in a 1994 court hearing, he then raped her. (In 1994 he was tried for and acquitted of spousal rape, prosecuted by the same district attorney who prosecuted Lorena for attacking her husband.)
Afterwards, Lorena Bobbitt got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbitt entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off nearly half of his penis. After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field.
Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated. The penis was reattached by Doctors James T. Sehn and David Berman during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.
Well kids, jump forward twenty years and guess what…………………?
The resident of a small village near the eastern Chinese city of Wenling claims he was asleep in bed when a posse of robbers broke into his home and stole his penis.
“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” 41-year-old Fei Lin is quoted as saying. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing-then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”
Though police have no suspects currently in custody, their working theory is that the man was assaulted by a group of cuckolded men who suspected the villager was having an affair with their wives.
A search for the missing member came up empty; police believe it is still in the hands of the assailant.
This story carries enough pathos, satire. black humour and cutting humour, [sic] that I’m not even going to make any smart ass remarks about it!
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