I almost didn’t believe it when the story came to light, but according to the ‘Perspective Research Department,’ there is a nefarious plot to get rid of Major Rob Ford!
Now I don’t mean having a judge remove him from office, or letting the electorate issue him with a recall notice, or even a snap election to get him out.
No sir!
It’s a lot worse than that kids, I mean they have a plan to intimidate and irritate him with pointless, baseless, banal, stupid, irrelevant shit to the point where the ‘rotund’ one has a heart attack and shuffles off this mortal coil!
They don’[t just want to get rid of him, they want to get RID of him!
For good!
As for Major Ford …………………………., don’t say you haven’t been warned.