You and I both know that the “End of the World” predicted by the Mayan calendar was a bunch of hogwash …………….,., and that’s why you’re reading this today, bunky!


Something like 10% of the population thought it was gonna happen kids, so that makes the guy who decided to test Denver’s new emergency warning sirens for the first time YESTERDAY has got to be an idiot!

DENVER (AP) – Officials in Denver want people to know this is only a test.The city is testing new outdoor warning sirens on Friday, and they’re well aware of all the talk about the Mayan calendar and time running out for the world’s population.
In announcing the drill, officials said they wanted to make sure that people knew that the wailing sirens didn’t mean it was the end of the world.
A chorus of books and movies has sought to link the Mayan calendar to rumors of impending disasters ranging from black holes and solar storms to a change in the Earth’s magnetic field.
Scientists say predictions of an impending apocalypse are a bunch of hogwash.
After it was over another siren came on to tell people it was “All Clear!”
Yea folks, clear that the guy who authorized this test on that day was our “Asshole of the Day!”