Lots of people discount the theory of “spontaneous combustion,” ……………………but the more I hear about it, the more I wonder!
Scientists say it is very rare, but in certain circumstances the
right conditions will cause a person to literally “burn up” without much
being left behind!
First, ya got to have a fat person.
The reason for this is that fat burns, just like an oil lamp!
Then it helps if the guy or gal is good and drunk as well.
Two reasons here:
1: They are passed out!
2: The alcohol helps the fat burn better!
THEN!
Ya need an open flame, or spark, to get things going!
(A smoker, passing out and dropping a lit cigarette on his/her belly always works well!)
The next thing ya know ………………………………., crispy critters!
OR!
You could just be Richard Pryor!
Coroner Ron Lockhart of Sequoyah County hasn’t yet
determined that the death of 65-year-old Danny Vanzandt was definitely a
case of spontaneous combustion — but he hasn’t ruled it out, either.
First, ya got to have a fat person.
The reason for this is that fat burns, just like an oil lamp!
Then it helps if the guy or gal is good and drunk as well.
Two reasons here:1: They are passed out!
2: The alcohol helps the fat burn better!
THEN!
Ya need an open flame, or spark, to get things going!
(A smoker, passing out and dropping a lit cigarette on his/her belly always works well!)
The next thing ya know ………………………………., crispy critters!
OR!
You could just be Richard Pryor!
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