I never realized that Justin was such a Canadian name.
We have Justin Bieber and Justin Trudeau, and both of them are making headlines around the world.
74416-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Pleasantly-Plump-Woman-Covering-Her-Nude-BodyJ.T. looks like he would win the next federal election if it were held today.
(Even though it would be a minority government, that has to be enough to make the Conservatives sit up and take notice.)
J.B., meanwhile, is making his grandparents sit up and take notice of his behaviour on the current world tour.
(It’s not the sort of notice that anyone would welcome!)
Neither one of these guys will be out of the news for quite some time, so I have instructed the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News staff to keep a close eye them.
Justin case!