Authorities say John Wayne Bobbitt was submitting a urine sample last week as part of his probation when an officer allegedly spotted him using a prosthetic, known as a Whizzinator.
(The device has been advertised as way to pass drug tests by using someone else’s urine.)
KMOV-TV ( reported that Bobbitt, of Lake St. Louis, was charged last week with possessing a forging instrument.
april01He was arrested and released after posting $25,000 bond, and pleaded not guilty on Monday.
(At this point the Perspective News Department, and the Naked News staff is attempting to find out if this is the same John Wayne Bobbitt that had his dick cut off by his wife twenty years ago in 1993, but so far evidence is missing, and our investigation has been cut short! You could say he was “cut to the quick,” and if you’ve ever had your quick cut…………….. you’ll know what I mean!)