Authorities say John Wayne Bobbitt was submitting a urine sample last week as
part of his probation when an officer allegedly spotted him using a prosthetic,
known as a Whizzinator.
(The device has been advertised as way to pass drug tests by using someone else’s urine.)
He was arrested and released after posting $25,000
bond, and pleaded not guilty on Monday.
(At this point the Perspective News Department, and the Naked News staff is
attempting to find out if this is the same John Wayne Bobbitt that had his dick
cut off by his wife twenty years ago in 1993, but so far evidence is missing,
and our investigation has been cut short! You could say he was “cut to the
quick,” and if you’ve ever had your quick cut…………….. you’ll know what I
mean!)
(The device has been advertised as way to pass drug tests by using someone else’s urine.)
KMOV-TV ( http://bit.ly/11SXafU) reported that Bobbitt,
of Lake St. Louis, was charged last week with possessing a forging
instrument.
He was arrested and released after posting $25,000
bond, and pleaded not guilty on Monday.
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