After working in my office all morning, your
trustworthy scribe took a bit of time off and went into the living room
to catch up on the news.
(After all, I can’t just rely on what I get from the Perspective Research Department, and the Naked News staff!)
To my surprise every Canadian, and most of the American channels, had big stories about the two Pandas Toronto just got from China!
(They are supposed to stay here for five years, grow a couple of little pandas, another five in Calgary, and then get shipped back to the Orient!)
Listen folks, this story has been blown out of all proportion, and unless the son-of-a-bitches show up in my backyard over the next few weeks........................., I don't give a shit!
How’s that for getting things into “Perspective?”
To my surprise every Canadian, and most of the American channels, had big stories about the two Pandas Toronto just got from China!
(They are supposed to stay here for five years, grow a couple of little pandas, another five in Calgary, and then get shipped back to the Orient!)Listen folks, this story has been blown out of all proportion, and unless the son-of-a-bitches show up in my backyard over the next few weeks........................., I don't give a shit!
How’s that for getting things into “Perspective?”
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