We have decided to offer this special promotional package for the election of the new Pope!

The College of Cardinals has ended its first day of daily meetings in the lead-up to the papal conclave, and their goal is to have the new pope elected during the next week and officially installed several days later so he can preside over the Holy Week ceremonies, starting with Palm Sunday.

imagesThis photo, smuggled out of the Vatican, shows the preliminary process for determining the next Pope! –>

As you well know, most of the procedures and deliberations are closely guarded, but one French Cardinal spoke a little about what happened.

“It was a brotherly meeting, the first contact today. We spent a lot of time, each one of us, promised on the bible to keep the deliberations secret. So I can’t say very much, thank you,” said Jean-Pierre Ricard, Archbishop of Bordeaux.
 
Since events are expected to unfold rather quickly once the whole election thing is in full swing, we here at the “Perspective Research Department” have arranged to make the following offer available on the day after the election of the new Pontiff.

That’s right, for only $9.95 (Plus shipping) we will send you a likeness of the newly elected Pope on this collectible “POPE ON A ROPE!”

The memento will be available in three colour and several different scents, which we will announce in the next day or two.
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Don’t delay getting you order in to us since we expect demand to be high and we wouldn’t want you to miss out.

(By the way, this would make excellent Easter gift for one of your young alter boys or girls!)