O.K. O.K. it’s a couple of hours later and I have some energy again so let’s see what i can write about………………………….?

GOT IT!

imagesCA4R5929I am going to solve the greatest mystery of the Universe!
The Grand Unified Theory!   (G.U.T.)
First of all kids, the Universe doesn’t have eleven dimensions like the physicists are telling us.
It doesn’t even have four! (Three dimensions and one time!)
NOPE!
It has TWO, boys and girls.
Width and Length, but no Depth.
(Everything in the Universe comes in two’s, positive, negative – up, down – good, bad – left, right – male, female, – dark, light – true, false – etc. etc. so there is no reason the very fabric of reality shouldn’t come in two’s as well. )
YOU GET THE IDEA?
imagesCARDWSU7This means all of the Universe would be flat like a really, really, really, big sheet of paper folks!
This is called a “BRANE” and it represents the Universe for an infinitesimal amount of time.
The next split second of time is another BRANE over top of the first one……………………………….. and so on.
Each BRANE represents a sliver of time…………. and the third dimension and time is an illusion caused by the flipping pages and the shifting of objects on each individual piece of  paper/brane ever so slightly so that they look like they are moving.
(Here is an example that you should be able to relate to!)

THERE!
Now I have to figure out what I’m going to do for tomorrow’s blog!
Allan