Well folks, your humble reporter is conflicted this morning on whether to make this guy our “Asshole of the Day,” or crown him as our “Winner of the day,” for the sheer entertainment value of this story!
Fairfax County Police say a Reston man faces multiple charges after they found him Monday driving his car backwards down a Fairfax road.
A police officer stopped Marc Anthony Dixon, 26, of Reston who was driving backwards on Rugby Road Monday at 2:40 p.m. While being arrested, the suspect provided false information as well as kicked the door and window of the police vehicle he was in, according to police.

drunk3Dixon was charged with DWI (fourth offense), refusing breath test, fraudulent information to police, destruction of county property, driving while suspended (DWI related) and improper backing on the highway.
(That’s right bunky, if this drunk hadn’t been driving backwards, they never would have caught him!!!!  -Ed.)

04 EllieShortly after having a steak purchased at a local Walmart, 24-year-old Ronnie Morales, his girlfriend Jessica, and her two young children, felt ill, according to multiple reports.
It turns out the illness the family experienced was the result of consuming meat someone had laced with the drug LSD.
This, if you will pardon the pun, resulted in a “trip” to the hospital!

imagesCAH6HI7RWhat a night for TV.
The Canadian Screen Awards are on, the finale of “True Detective” is here, “Cosmos” with Neil deGrasse Tyson is on, and so is “House of Cards,” with Kevin Spacey, while ’60 Minutes’ has a good show as well!
Thank God for the PVR!
Nine members of the the ultra-orthodox Jewish sect Lev Tahor who left the country amid child custody proceedings have now been returned to Canada by the countries they were fleeing to.
Peel Police Sgt. Dave Housdon said the Lev Tahor members landed at Toronto’s Pearson International Airport Saturday night and six children were placed in the care of the Children’s Aid Society.

men63I don’t care if it’s crazy Jews, nutty Muslims, Scientologists, Hare Krishnas, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Branch Davidians, Temple of God, RaĆ«lians, Order of the Solar Temple, Heavens Gate, Unification Church, Children of God, Divine Light Mission,  Rosicrucians ,  or any one of hundreds of other clubs that attract the crazy and feeble minded…………………….., if they have left the country WHY IN HELL ARE WE TRYING TO GET THEM BACK!
Yesterday was International Women’s Day, and since I always forget my wife’s birthday, and our anniversary it’s no wonder I forgot this as well!

The Wellcome Collections Unveils Their New Exhibition BrainsThe idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, with male and female brains wired differently, is a myth which has no basis in science, a professor has claimed.  Professor Gina Rippon, a neuroscientist at Aston University, Birmingham, said gender differences emerged only through environmental factors and were not innate. Recent studies have suggested that female brains are more suited to social skills, memory and multitasking, while men are better at perception and coordination.
However, speaking on International Women’s Day, Prof Rippon claimed that  saying there are differences in male and female brains is just not true,” said Prof Rippon. “There is pretty compelling evidence that any differences are tiny and are the result of environment not biology.”
1073320-Clipart-3d-Sexy-Blond-Pinup-Woman-In-The-Nude-10-Royalty-Free-CGI-IllustrationShe added: “You can’t pick up a brain and say ’that’s a girls brain, or that’s a boys brain’ in the same way you can with the skeleton. They look the same.”

Well I’m sorry folks, but we here at the Perspective Research Department beg to differ!
I don’t care what some egghead tells me…………………………, women think differently, act differently, and certainly look different than us guys!
And ya can take that to the bank!
O.K., O.K. We decided to give the first guy in today’s blog a “Winner of the Day” trophy, so we now have the “Asshole of the day” for today as well!
(Matter of fact, this guy is so dumb he’s not even getting an “Asshole of the Day” trophy.)