Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s the old folks who are the real menace on our highways, not the teenagers!
Don’t believe me, the next time ya see someone with their turn signal on for ten miles ………………., drive up beside them, and who do you think it will be?
Or how about the guy in front of you THAT drives 20 kmh UNDER the speed limit!
Yup, chances are the really reckless stuff is done by teenagers, but the really stupid stuff is done by us older folk!

Here’s another fine example that ya don’t hear from the young crowd:
A cop pulls a 50 something guy over for speeding and instead of quietly accepting his ticket, he begins arguing with the cop! His wife leans over and says: “Don’t pay any attention to him officer, he always likes to argue when he’s been drinking!”
HERE’S ONE FOR THE BOOKS: “Lindsay Lohan says she suffered miscarriage during taping of Oprah reality show!”
(Wanna bet this a a ploy to gain sympathy?)
EXTRA, EXTRA: Jon Hamm just called Justin Bieber s “shithead!”

It took an extra day folks, but we finally got all our facts straight.
Hundreds of potheads and supporters of the movement to legalize marijuana gathered at Yonge-Dundas Sqaure in Toronto on Sunday for a smoke-filled display of solidarity.
The day started with a parade down Yonge Street just before noon and ended quietly around 5:30pm as the crowd slowly dispersed from the Square (insert hilarious weed-makes-you-hungry joke here).
Organizers report that over a 1000 free joints were given out over the day, a number that’s easy to believe when you see the plume of smoke that engulfed the crowd in the minutes after the clock struck 4:20 p.m.
Meanwhile, “Perspective” has obtained a tape of a pro-pot public service message recorded during the rally!

Great news for all you tree-huggers on the Ecology front!
The use of biosolids on agricultural land is nothing new, and for farmers and municipal managers there are some obvious benefits to its use: It boosts soil quality, is about a quarter the cost of chemical fertilizer, requires much less in the way of fossil fuels to produce and is better used on fields than sent to costly landfill sites or dumped in a nearby harbour.
At the same time, this is essentially human waste we’re talking about, and in our pharmacological times who knows what proportion of that waste is contaminated, even after treatment, with unusual chemical compounds or even mood altering drugs.
“The science that exists today doesn’t suggest that there’s a concern, but we don’t really know a lot about emerging contaminants, not just in biosolids but in wastewater, in our environment writ large,” says Bernadette Conant, executive director of the Canadian Water Network.
“There’s nothing so far to indicate that it is a problem,” she says, but the CWN is funding a series of research projects in any event, just to be certain.
Of the biosolids produced across Canada each year — some estimates suggest that is about 660,000 tonnes of dried material — about half is applied to land, says Conant,
The rest is incinerated or sent to a landfill site, an option she considers unfortunate because “you’re probably taking what is a pretty clean and beneficial product and making it dirty by adding it to the garbage in a landfill. It’s not the ideal use of it.”

(Farmer Jack Folkertsma and agricultural consultant Lise Leblanc check out the corn crop near Shubenacadie, N.S. Submitted by Lise Leblanc)
Still, the practice of spreading human manure on agricultural land is not without controversy.
In the Greater Victoria region last fall, regional politicians voted overwhelmingly against overturning a two-year-old ban on putting biosolids on land, as residents were opposed to the idea, fearing contamination.
At the same time, Halton region, west of Toronto, has been spreading human waste on fields for about three decades, and the municipality’s seven wastewater treatment facilities now generate about 11,000 tonnes of usable biosolids annually.
EXTRA, EXTRA, The Perspective Research Department sent some of the Naked News Department staff out to follow up on this headline ……., and made an amazing discovery:
Woman With Engineered Vagina Says She Has ‘Normal Life’
That’s right folks, this woman, a feminist from Kelowna, B.C. has undergone six hours of surgery to have teeth inserted in her …………….!
(Remember, ya heard it here first kids!)

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