Well folks, she’s finally done it!
To further identify with her late husband, Jack Layton, Olivia has grown a mustache!
THEN, in the tradition of Dennis Miller and all things socialist, Olivia has announced her agenda for the fall election as Mayor of Toronto!
Aside from the usual taxes and spending, Ms. Chow has re-asserted her intention to close all the cities subway and streetcar lines and convert them to bicycle paths, (including a “relief path”) and, she is also increasing flights in and out of Toronto Island Airport by converting it into a “BIRD SANCTUARY!
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It is beyond me why people who are either far left or right wing have to adopt ALL the attitudes and beliefs of their compatriots!
I mean, shouldn’t any normal, thinking human being look at each issue separately and judge it on it’s own merits?
Most people just accept the whole kit-and-caboodle of their particular group, (THIS APPLIES TO RELIGION AS WELL KIDS!) and go along with it!
The Mrs. Herself was showing me old pictures of when she was a teenager this morning, and in one of the photo’s there was a group portrait with old priest sitting on one side, and a young priest sitting on the other side. (She’s Scottish ……….., and Catholic!)
When I asked about the young priest on the other side she said: “Oh, that’s Father so-and-so, he had to go back to Ireland and go into hiding!”
General Motors is recalling about 6 or 7 million cars with faulty ignition switches.
Chrysler is recalling a million cars and trucks for brake defects.
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Mark Zuckerberg (age – 29), who is Facebook chief executive officer as well as the 22nd richest person in the world as ranked by the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, was paid $1 in salary for 2013, according regulatory filings in the US.
(That’s OK by me since I don’t like the little shit anyway …………………………….., give him a buck a year, see if I care!)
- See more at: http://www.nepalnational.com/index.php/sid/220750019/scat/d805653303cbbba8#sthash.Cj25qzjf.dpuf
(WAIT A MINUTE, LET’S BACK THE TRUCK UP A BIT BOYS……, I OWE MARK AN APOLOGY……….., I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A SELF CENTERED LITTLE PRICK, (WITHOUT REALLY KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT HIM) AND NOW I FIND OUT HE IS AN UNPRETENTIOUS AND GENEROUS GUY WHO HAS A LOT OF GOOD QUALITIES, AND HAS HIS FEET PLANTED FIRMLY ON THE GROUND! SORRY MARK! -Ed.)
Read this article: http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/the-exchange/facebook-ceo-avoids-toys-of-the-super-rich-despite–3-billion-haul-180000363.html
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BY THE WAY: Just to show we are not totally insensitive louts, we also ran across some disturbing news about her dog “Floyd!”
Seems Floyd died today, and Miley said it was one of the worst days of her life!
(The Beverly Hills Pet Cemetery! Ya can’t get much better than that!)
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AND FINALLY: My best friend Wayne, (who is an ex-cop,) sent me this photo of how he wraps his garbage!
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THEN, in the tradition of Dennis Miller and all things socialist, Olivia has announced her agenda for the fall election as Mayor of Toronto!
Aside from the usual taxes and spending, Ms. Chow has re-asserted her intention to close all the cities subway and streetcar lines and convert them to bicycle paths, (including a “relief path”) and, she is also increasing flights in and out of Toronto Island Airport by converting it into a “BIRD SANCTUARY!
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I mean, shouldn’t any normal, thinking human being look at each issue separately and judge it on it’s own merits?
Noooooooooooooo!
Most people just accept the whole kit-and-caboodle of their particular group, (THIS APPLIES TO RELIGION AS WELL KIDS!) and go along with it!
This brings me to our “Asshole of the day” Lorne Gunter, a columnist with Sun Media.
Lorne is normally a fairly decent and intelligent guy, but in today’s article he espouses all the platitudes, theories, opinions and mis-information that has become part of the right-wing’s climate change lexicon!
In other words, the poor bastard has been BRAINWASHED!
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The Mrs. Herself was showing me old pictures of when she was a teenager this morning, and in one of the photo’s there was a group portrait with old priest sitting on one side, and a young priest sitting on the other side. (She’s Scottish ……….., and Catholic!)
She went on to explain that the old priest was “Father” so-and-so, and he was the one that married her, and her first husband.
(Now this is where it gets interesting bunky!)
When I asked about the young priest on the other side she said: “Oh, that’s Father so-and-so, he had to go back to Ireland and go into hiding!”
“Hiding!” I asked.
“Why did he have to hide?”
“Because he was supplying guns to the I.R.A.!!!!!”
Goes to show that ya never know, eh?
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Chrysler is recalling a million cars and trucks for brake defects.
Some European manufacturers are also recalling millions of their products for other safety problems…………….!
This has prompted the government to consider legislation to simplify transportaion so that we are less dependent on high tech solutions to our problems!———————————————-
Mark Zuckerberg (age – 29), who is Facebook chief executive officer as well as the 22nd richest person in the world as ranked by the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, was paid $1 in salary for 2013, according regulatory filings in the US.
That reduction is down from a base salary of $503,205 in 2012, the year of Facebook IPO
(That’s OK by me since I don’t like the little shit anyway …………………………….., give him a buck a year, see if I care!)
- See more at: http://www.nepalnational.com/index.php/sid/220750019/scat/d805653303cbbba8#sthash.Cj25qzjf.dpuf
(WAIT A MINUTE, LET’S BACK THE TRUCK UP A BIT BOYS……, I OWE MARK AN APOLOGY……….., I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A SELF CENTERED LITTLE PRICK, (WITHOUT REALLY KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT HIM) AND NOW I FIND OUT HE IS AN UNPRETENTIOUS AND GENEROUS GUY WHO HAS A LOT OF GOOD QUALITIES, AND HAS HIS FEET PLANTED FIRMLY ON THE GROUND! SORRY MARK! -Ed.)
Read this article: http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/the-exchange/facebook-ceo-avoids-toys-of-the-super-rich-despite–3-billion-haul-180000363.html
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I hope the ladies don’t get too excited or angry about this, but a lot of the guys have written to us asking that we include a little more “racy” material into this blog.
I had the Perspective Research Department look into this …………., and we found a picture of Miley Cyrus’s left boob that they might like!
After all, anything we can do to make our readers happier is tops on our list of priorities!
BY THE WAY: Just to show we are not totally insensitive louts, we also ran across some disturbing news about her dog “Floyd!”
Our condolences to Miley, and if it’s any consolation, Floyd is now in a better place.
(The Beverly Hills Pet Cemetery! Ya can’t get much better than that!)
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AND FINALLY: My best friend Wayne, (who is an ex-cop,) sent me this photo of how he wraps his garbage!
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