Seems the politically correct crowd has raised another bullshit issue that has me more confused on this Saturday morning than ever before!
A bunch of kindergarten kids were out in the yard playing and they got into some water and proceeded to get soaking wet! (These are 4 and 5 year old kids, folks!)
Rather than leave them with wet clothes, and since it was a nice warm sunny day, the teacher had them take their wet tops off!
Some parents didn’t notice, or could care less ………………, BUT, a couple of the adults did a very childish thing and raised hell about their 4 and 5 year old girls being TOPLESS!
(This hasn’t gone away by a long shot folks, so we will let you know the outcome! -Ed.)
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There’s a riot brewing in Nova Scotia, kids! It’s open season on pigeons!
First of all, Charles and Camilla are coming for a visit to Pictou on Monday, and the town is sprucing up the area to make it look nicer for the Royals.
One of those spruced up buildings is an old warehouse that had the windows, boarded up so the Royals couldn’t see all the broken glass in the building………………!
Only problem is that there were a whole bunch of pigeons inside when they did it!
Now half the town wants holes cut so the birds can get out, and the other half wants the little sons-a-bitches left in there!
And on top of THAT: Pigeons are being poisoned in Halifax!
AFTER CONSULTING WITH EXPERTS, THE PERSPECTIVE NAKED NEWS DEPARTMENT HAS CONCLUDED THAT THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WOULD BE TO TAKE ALL THE HALIFAX PIGEONS AND PUT THEM IN THAT EMPTY BUILDING ALONG WITH THE PICTOU PIGEONS!(This would also immediately solve the “pigeon poop” problem!)
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Residents of a small Ontario town got a surprise glimpse of Toronto’s infamous mayor Friday even as Rob Ford’s lawyer insisted his client is still in rehab.
Dozens of people spotted Ford outside a shopping plaza in Bracebridge, a community in the province’s cottage country, said resident Brody Lisle, 19, who posed with the mayor for a photo.The Bracebridge Examiner first reported it received a tip Ford was in the area Friday afternoon and posted cellphone photos of the mayor posing with residents.
More photos of Ford posing with construction workers and staff at a dry cleaning store were posted later on Twitter.
(One thing for sure ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the guy CAN’T stay out of the spotlight!)
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/rob-ford-still-rehab-despite-reports-sightings-cottage-193742078.html
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HEY FOLKS, NOW THAT WE HAVE ELECTIONS COMING IN PARTS OF CANADA, DON’T YA WISH WE HAD CANDIDATES LIKE THEY DO IN THE STATES?
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Well, just be glad we don’t have cops like the one’s down there either!
Funny article from Ms Wonkette this morning!
Sweet Shiva the Destroyer have we missed you, former police chief Mark Kessler of Gilberton, Pennsylvania. Whatchya been up to? Anger management classes? Crocheting some lovely booties for all the kids? Sipping herbal tea from a sunflower-decorated mug while relaxing in your herb garden?
Former Gilberton, PA police chief Mark Kessler has released a new expletive-laden video in which he threatened his critics, then angrily fired an assault rifle.
Hmm, so that would be “none of the above” then?
Read more at http://wonkette.com/549346/shooty-screamy-former-police-chief-returns-for-unspecified-mayhem-and-hell-unleashing#JZw2CkS1ybR061De.99
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In the ongoing war of words between Russia and the West, the Ruskies are now saying they might stop taking astronauts up to the International Space Station!
Help, Major Tom, help!
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MANITOBA REPORT
Police said on Wednesday just before 8 p.m. a man wearing a black outfit, including black tights and high heels and sporting a black wig with a pink stripe, was spotted at a Steinbach playground.
They said he was a person of interest in an ongoing investigation, but a news release didn’t elaborate on the details of the case.(Steinbach RCMP are looking for a man who was seen at a playground Wednesday evening wearing a black outfit including tights, high heels, and a black wig with a pink sripe. )
Anyone with information is asked to call the Steinbach detachment at 204-326-1234 or 204-320-8218, or go to manitobacrimestoppers.com to submit a confidential tip.
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Google can supply you with driving directions to just about any place ya want to go………………, and now they offer BICYCLE directions that avoids all the big hills!!!!
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Speaking of GOOGLE, a lot of people are taking advantage of a new APP that lets you delete a lot of your past (stupid) comments and observations from the WEB.
Folks, as your fearless reporter, I will not compromise on my opinions…………….., no matter how, or where, they were first uttered!Oh, I said some stupid things, and a lot of Politically Incorrect things, and even some racist, bigoted, and just plain ignorant things!
BUT!
Since I’m not running for office anywhere, I will just have to let my past stand naked for all the world to see!
(Plus, there would be WAY too much stuff to get rid of if I ever wanted to run for public office!)
————————————————————Just a thought kids, I don’t especially like seeing a gay football player kiss his boyfriend over and over again on the TV!
(Now if it was two female tennis players, that would be different!)
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