Residents in Calgary and southwestern Alberta woke up on Saturday to a winter wonderland after approximately 20 centimetres of snow blanketed the city in a period of about 24 hours.
The unexpected snowfall prompted groans across the city as Calgarians traded in their spring gear for snow boots.
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Jack, a 6-year-old Jack Russell terrier, was recently the victim of a mystery assault — but owner Tracy Sheppard and her family believe the 15-pound pooch was the victim of a snowy owl attack.Sheppard let her dog out before bedtime one night last month in their enclosed back yard.
When the family tried calling the dog in, he didn’t come.
Jack was eventually found bloody and scared walking back from a neighbor’s.
“When he got back to the house, he was bleeding and really torn up with deep lacerations on his side and head and what looked to be bite marks,” Sheppard said.
Meanwhile, a raccoon in Springhill jumped on the table of a couple sitting at an eatery patio and made off with the woman’s sandwich!
———————————————————–NOW HERE’S SOMETHING YA DON’T SEE TOO OFTEN!
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HAPPY “MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU, KIDS!”
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We have a new theory from “The Superficial” on what drove Rob Ford over the edge this time ……, and it turns out to be none other than Justin Beiber!
When Justin Bieber decides to be a colossal shithead, he really doesn’t pull punches, and it seems there was no exception when he decided to taunt Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for his hilarious and not-at-all tragic to an entire city of anguished citizens drug habit.
Not long after, Ford wandered into the club’s common area and ran into Bieber, who was there partying with his own entourage. According to the Star, Bieber jokingly asked Ford, “Did you bring any crack to smoke?” Ford, furious, returned to his private booth and reportedly proceeded to drink heavily throughout the night.
Last night, Ford issued a statement basically saying he relapsed and is going to rehab, something that someone who, I don’t know, say is himself addicted to drugs might consider doing if he wasn’t surrounded by sycophant enablers and parasites like his own father.Not long after, Ford wandered into the club’s common area and ran into Bieber, who was there partying with his own entourage. According to the Star, Bieber jokingly asked Ford, “Did you bring any crack to smoke?” Ford, furious, returned to his private booth and reportedly proceeded to drink heavily throughout the night.
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Folks, I don’t know about you, but these commercials on video clips are driving me NUTS!
Putting ads on U-Tube video clips is an dastardly practice that is designed to drive us to distraction, and I have stated numerous times in the past that I will not endure more than 15 seconds of ads no matter how much I want to see something!
The clip in question had the commercials up front………., but it was good enough that I was willing to make a one time exception and watch all thirty seconds of ads, BUT IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN AFTER THE FIRST “THIRTY SPOT” IT WAS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER 30″ AD!THAT, ladies and gentlemen, makes these bastards my “Assholes of the Day!”
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NOW, A TEST FOR THE GUYS TO DETERMINE IF YOU HAVE EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMER’S!
(Find four things different in these two pictures!)
[Actually ladies, there is no difference, we just put this up here for guys who like to stare at tits!]
——————————————————–AND FINALLY: The tree huggers have hit upon a near genius idea that we are going to hear a lot about in the coming years bunky!
THEY HAVE DECLARED THAT “FRACKING” CAUSES EARTHQUAKES!
It really doesn’t, kids, but it’s about the same as saying that wind turbines cause health problems…………………, impossible to prove, but a great thing to bring up all the time!
Doesn’t matter where or when the earthquake happens folks, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME FRACKING REASON FOR IT!
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