Well boys and girls, the shit has finally hit the fan!
After an exhaustive probe into the B.C. teachers strike by the Perspective Research Department, a few facts are starting to emerge!
First of all, forget about the fact that they got a $5000- signing bonus. Forget about the fact that they are they highest paid teachers in the country, and most of them make close to a $ hundred-grand $ a year. Forget about the fact that they work less hours than just about anybody, plus have a two month vacation in the summer! Forget about the fact that they get lots and lots of professional development days during the year, (Which are always on a Friday) and generous sick days and benefits.
Forget about all that bunky………………………, here is the real reason they are on strike!
During the last contract talks they were awarded free professional massages to help reduce the strain of their hectic lives, and that’s not good enough anymore!
OH NO!
Now, instead of the massages ……………………………, They want free hand jobs!
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here’s a new one in the espionage wars:
Seventeen fake cellphone towers were discovered across the U.S. last week, according to a report in Popular Science.
Rather than offering you cellphone service, the towers appear to be connecting to nearby phones, bypassing their encryption, and either tapping calls or reading texts.
The kicker seems to be that these fake towers are near military bases, and since they are not NSA property they could be just about anything, including a foreign government spy network!
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This could get interesting folks ……………… will let you know more as soon as it becomes available!
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Oh, by the way, almost forgot, I went to see “The November Man” last weekend and it’s GREAT!
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EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Canada will send 13 soldiers to Ukraine as part of an annual, U.S.-led peacekeeping exercise that begins next week, the Prime Minister’s Office announced today.
(That will do it folks!)
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The family of Steven Sotloff, the second American journalist beheaded by Islamic State militants, said on Wednesday he was “a gentle soul,” and didn’t deserve to be killed by ISIS!
The group, which has captured territory in Syria and Iraq, released a video on Tuesday of Sotloff being beheaded. U.S. officials confirmed its authenticity on Wednesday. President Barack Obama vowed to “degrade and destroy” the group.
OK, so far nothing out of the ordinary here kids, but what comes next was a complete SHOCKER!
The family of Sotloff challenged the group’s leader to a debate on the peaceful teachings of the Muslim holy book, the Koran.
WHAT?
(Folks, I’m so flabbergasted by this statement I don’t even have a proper reply.
YOU DON’T DEBATE THESE PEOPLE……………….. YA KILL THEM!)
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police found 27 large, mature marijuana plants in a field just south of the local Walmart store on Swanton Road.
The find came after authorities received a call on Aug. 28 about strange plants on the private property.
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The plants appeared well cared for and some were held up by stakes, police said. Fertilizer had been placed around the base of the plants.
(Police suspect that some of the employees were growing the plants to supplement their income!)
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Some of those people around Boston aren’t too swift kids!
A Massachusetts state trooper noticed something a little odd about the license plate she spotted on a car on Interstate 391 in Chicopee.
Upon closer inspection, there was a lot odd about it.
The “license plate” on the car pulled over at about 7:30 a.m. Tuesday was actually just a piece of cardboard. In a poor attempt to replicate a real Massachusetts license plate, the letters and numbers were crudely drawn with a red marker.
The word “Massachusetts” and the phrase “The Spirit of America” were written in the appropriate places in blue pen.
The 20-year-old woman driving the vehicle was charged with driving with a suspended license, stupidity, and attaching false plates.
(We wonder if she was maybe a little bit high too?)
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